Wednesday, November 11, 2009

From Erin's Perspective

Okay, I got up early to come to Michelle's with Orson while he worked on the house. I didn't have time to put on make-up, so I brought it with me. Erin followed me to the bathroom. I took off my glasses so I could work better.
"You look creepy without your glasses," I hear. Then I started to put on the liquid makeup. Erin asks, "What's that for?" "To cover up," I paused, trying to think of how to explain flaws in my skin; then Erin finished my sentence with, "the cracks?"
Gotta love her!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Art by Jamie

We went to our Ward Party tonight. The Young Women were doing face painting. Jamie got the chance to paint Jared's face and this is the end result.



The Grumpy Face

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Isaac's Second Photo Shoot at 33.5 weeks!

Well, kind of . . . at least it's the second one anyone besides me and the doctors get to see :)  I put everyone's tax dollars to work today by getting a 4D ultrasound and was completely amazed at how much detail they can show with that technology.  The imaging shows the right side as rough and blotchy due to movement, but overall as he looked around and moved we could see a lot.

The technician says he weighs about 5 to 5.5 lbs and looks entirely healthy.  He's still in the breech position, which although uncomfortable as it is to have his head lodged under my ribs means we were able to see some good shots of his face, which is looking out towards the world.  The tech commented on how cute he was while sleeping, which surprised me because I didn't know they could be "awake" with eyes open and whatnot.  I was excited to learn that tidbit of info, then we tapped my belly a bit to wake him up and sure enough he opened his eyes and looked around.  It was the weirdest thing ever!  It was so cute to watch him open his mouth and make faces.  It made the reality of this little boy's life so much more vibrant.  He even started to hiccough and it was cool to be able to see what was going on while feeling the movement in my belly.  

The tech thought he had my nose and face shape.  I really wanted to see the chin to see if it would look like Sam's, but Isaac kept his hand over it most of the time.  I think he definitely has Sam's lips.  I was thinking all babies look the same at this point, but I looked at several pictures on the wall of other babies that looked completely different.  When the tech kept telling me how cute he was, I figured she says that to everyone, but towards the end she told me she sees some pretty ugly babies too and has to be the first to witness it and make comments like "oh look, it's . . . uh . . . alive."  I thought it was funny she would tell me that, but it did make the visit more interesting.

Monday, June 15, 2009

What does is mean to be filthy?

Now all you Porter boys get your mind out of the gutter! That's not what I mean!

Anyway...

We had a great time on our trip last week. We stayed up late, played a lot and had an overall fun time. The kids especially enjoyed our time with the Kansas branch of the family. Paul and Diana have a huge playground just out their front door. Literally. It is awesome. There are two huge baseball fields with playgrounds on both ends. The kids played long and hard.

One night when I was helping Jacob get ready to shower I looked at him and said, "Jacob, you are filthy! Head to toe!"

He looked up at me and smiled. "Mom, that is how you know a kid has had a good time!"

I think that says it all.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Out of Control Boogers

Ok, so I don't know how you prefer to spell boogers - buggers - whatever - but we're talking the stuff that comes out of your nose here! (This is not a gross post, so you can keep reading!)

Yesterday while I was doing Bug's hair, Bee was in the bathroom along with us dinking around with this and that. She then disappeared and came back with our Pinocchio book. She set the book down on the toilet lid and started flipping through the pages. She all of a sudden seemed rather concerned and started getting rather upset. I looked over to see what the problem was. She had the book open to a picture similar to the one you see here. But his nose had branches and leaves on the end and a birds nest was on the end of it! Either way, she sensed something was really wrong with this and started blabbering something and then I heard her say, "Yucky boogers Mommy." This struck both myself and Bug as extremely hilarious that she would think either all the leaves & birds nest were boogers, or that because his nose was not looking normal to her little kiddo eyes she assumed he was having major problems with boogers. We (Bug and I) both started laughing, and then at that point Bee started to cry quite hard. I don't know if she was crying because she thought we were laughing at her, or because she was so utterly distraught by Pinocchio's boogers! It was quite comical either way & after I was able to stop laughing, I assured her that it, in fact, was not boogers, but just his silly nose! Funny how kids perceive things, huh?! Anyway, it was a good laugh for the day!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Book

I just finished reading a really great book. It is called Cane River by Lalita Tademy. Thought I would put it out there if anyone was looking for a good read. I also just finished another book called "I Married a Soldier" by Lydia Spencer Lane. Below are the descriptions of the books from Amazon.

Cane River
Five generations and a hundred years in the life of a matriarchal black Louisiana family are encapsulated in this ambitious debut novel that is based in part upon the lives, as preserved in both historical record and oral tradition, of the author's ancestors. In 1834, nine-year-old Suzette, the "cocoa-colored" house servant of a Creole planter family, has aspirations to read, to live always in a "big house" and maybe even to marry into the relatively privileged world of the gens de couleur libre. Her plans are dashed, however, when at age 13 a French ‚migr‚ takes her as his mistress. Her "high yellow" daughter Philomene, in turn, is maneuvered into becoming the mother of Creole planter Narcisse Fredieu's "side family." After the Civil War, Philomene pins her hopes for a better future on her light-skinned daughter, Emily Fredieu, who is given a year of convent schooling in New Orleans. But Emily must struggle constantly to protect her children by her father's French cousin from terrorist "Night Riders" and racist laws. Tademy is candid about her ancestors' temptations to "pass," as their complexions lighten from the color of "coffee, to cocoa, to cream to milk, to lily." While she fully imagines their lives, she doesn't pander to the reader by introducing melodrama or sex. Her frank observations about black racism add depth to the tale, and she demonstrates that although the practice of slavery fell most harshly upon blacks, and especially women, it also constricted the lives and choices of white men. Photos of and documents relating to Tademy's ancestors add authenticity to a fascinating story

Lydia Spencer Lane’s account of her life as a young army bride on the early southwestern frontier is both invaluable history and delightful commentary. As an officer’s wife, Lane left her home in Pennsylvania in 1854 to accompany her new husband to his first post in the West—the encampment at Fort Inge, Texas, then in the midst of a yellow-fever epidemic. For the next sixteen years, Lane crossed the Great Plains by wagon seven times, traveled nearly 8,000 miles, raised three children, and became accustomed to tours of duty that required the family to move at least every six months to a different set of military forts, frontier garrisons, and trailside bivouacs across New Mexico and Texas.
First published in 1893 and unavailable for nearly a decade, Lane’s narrative manifests a dry wit that lends humor to events that range from the uncomfortable to the terrifying. Through her eyes we see the close-knit social life of an army post, the western frontier’s divided response to the American Civil War (including the Confederate invasion of the Mesilla Valley), and the cultures and peoples of the West

Monday, April 13, 2009

Peeling M&M's

The Easter Bunny stopped by and brought the kids a big hollow chocolate egg filled with several candy shelled egges. Andrew and Lindsay immediately break theirs open and begin the chocolate feast. I left the room assuming Talia would be following their example. After a few minutes, I see the older kids scurrying around but I don't see Talia. I walk back into the dining room and there is Talia "peeling" the candy egg shell off her eggs. The joke about why Polocks hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel came rushing back into my mind. I'm keeping the story in my back pocket for when she gets married. p2

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hum is not dead anymore either...

So being in the Fair industry, I was chatting with a co-workers friend. She told me she ran into my cousin this weekend at a cow auction. I asked her if it was Tina or Brian. She replied, "It was Hum."

My expression must've been odd because the only "Hum" I ever knew of was Graham, Dad's brother who died before I was born. She quickly told me it was Brian and apparently that is his nickname too.

So Dad isn't the only one who "isn't dead anymore", it runs on the Porter side of the family.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Patting my own back

So I volunteered for the West Jordan Budget Committee a few months back and was put onto it in February. I was voted in as Chairman of the committee last night of the group.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Nancy sent a CD with a bunch of pictures including some from her trip out to MS last year. Diana put it in and started through the pics. Soon a picture of Talia in a dress with ladybugs on it appeared. "I want to wear that! (Repeated 3 times) Diana told her she could wear it later. After that everytime she showed up in a photo, we heard, "I want to wear that later." (Repeated 3 times at least--not in her quiet voice.) After a few more pictures, it changed to, "I want to wear that next year!" (Also repeated many times and loudly.) It was funny to watch and listen too. She's so excited about life and everything that happens.

Tales of Talia 1

We made it to the Kansas house about 6:15. The kids were out in front waiting. Talia went right to Grandpa to be picked up and she snuggled right in. So we went in the house to visit until dinner was ready. Orson sat down with her on a dining room chair. She continued her snuggle. After about 10 minutes, I went and sat down next to them and asked Talia if I could have a hug. She leaned toward me as if to give me a quick hug. I took her on my lap and she hugged me for 15 seconds. Then she leaned back, raised her hand and said, "I need to hug grandpa now." So much for my bonding with her!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Admins

I made everyone an Admin for the blog so pics or whatever can be changed at will by any authors. I understand the elephant pic isn't a crowd favorite...

Cheerleader Diet


So last night I took Hailey with me to do some home teaching at the request of the Densley family, who also has a 5 year old little girl. Hailey and Morgenn really like each other and enjoy dressing up and doing other little girly kinds of things.

So while I was visiting with Bryon & Michelle folks, Morgenn comes to the top of the stairs and announces, "We ate one of these!" holding up a pom-pom. Not sure if they are joking, they ask if she is teasing and she said nope. Thinking she was pulling our leg, I called out Hailey and ask if they ate a pom-pom. She replied, "yep" but had an odd little face going on. "Are you telling the truth or telling a story?" "The truth," she says matter of factly. Still I am skeptical. "Do it again, I want to watch," I say, figuring this would call her bluff.

Standing there in a little Home Depot apron, she holds the pom-pom's handle. Watching her in disbelief, she pulls out one of the plastic pieces and simply breaks off about a 1/4 inch piece of plastic and pops it leisurely into her mouth. "Stop kiddo, I believe you! Get it out of your mouth, we don't eat plastic." Bryon and Michelle have hidden their faces due to laughter, disbelief, and shock.

So here I thought little girls were a little more sane in what they do when together.

On the brighter side, Bryon said that this will go to prove what he and Michelle have debated, that a little bit of ingested plastic has never hurt anyone. I guess we'll let you know if that's true.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

FHE

So we just had FHE last night, because Jared was gone Monday and Tuesday the girls had activity days.

So anyway, Jill is giving the lesson (one that they prepared at activity days)and she wants Justin to read a scripture. Only one little snag...Justin can't read yet. So I am whispering the words in his ear.

The scripture is Alma 29:3 "...I ought to be content with the things which the Lord hath allotted unto me."

What Justin actually says is "....I ought to be a tent...." We all laugh. Then he realizes what he said and laughs too.

It was a good time!

Friday, March 20, 2009

"Is Grandpa Not Dead Anymore?"


Last week, Talia starts talking about Jake's Grandpa. Jake is the little boy she hung out with in MS. Jake's Grandpa (and Grandma) came out about three times while we were there and came to Disney World with us. With the time we spent with Jake's family, I can easily see why she would remember him.

Toward the end of last week, she starts asking us who her Grandpa is. We tell he is in Utah but it isn't quite sinking in. At church on Sunday, she points to several older men and asks us if they are her Grandpa. When the Bishop got up to conduct the services, she asked if he was her Grandpa. And so the rest of the day went just like that.

I called mom on Monday (I think) and told her the above story. We got a call from dad on Wednesday and he spoke with Talia. I was sitting there next to Talia to help with some translation issues. About three minutes into the phone conversation with Dad, Talia pulls the phone away from her face and whispers to me, "Is grampa not dead anymore?" Good thing they will be out here in two weeks. The moral of the story is that if you haven't seen Talia in the past two years, you might be on the "dead" list...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Playing at the Park

The Davis kids were up north on Saturday for a while. They came over to play and we took them to the park. We had a great time. You might notice that a majority of the pictures are of the girls. The boys thought it was great fun to run from the camera.











Friday, March 6, 2009

Fun at the Kansas Porter House

I thought I would share how I help with the floor cleaning here in the house.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

TMI

(Too Much Information)

I would post this on my blog, but I believe the mother to the culprit of the story reads my blog, so I had to put it down somewhere for a good laugh from a few people!

So today during 1 of my piano lessons, my student arrived and said, "You're gunna kill me." I asked him why. He is one of my better students - always practicing and passing things off with no problem at all. He then told me he'd been sick this last week and only got 2 days of practicing in. I told him not to worry about it - that everyone has weeks like that at some point in time. But then I made the mistake of asking him what had been wrong. "Flu? Bad Cold?" I asked.

"No" came the reply, with a slight sheepish giggle. That should have been my red flag right there. "Well," he said, "First I was very constipated. And then we had to fix that, so I had .... well .... you know ... the aftermath of that."

Mind you, I tried to interject there and stop him - but there was no stopping the information that I soooo didn't want to hear that came spilling out of his mouth once I'd asked the question. I told him for future knowledge, he really didn't have to share things like that with me!

So there -- I shared it with you - so haha!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

BAYWATCH?!

Time at the beach was AWESOME. I wish we could have spent more time there. The kids really had a good time. Here are a couple of the video clips that I had from it. Erin would run into the water and then run from the waves as they came crashing in. She LOVED it.


This is another one that we titled "Baywatch".

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What is she WEARING?

This video's title comes from Jill . . . who gives the perfect introduction!



It comes from a cell phone, so bear with us :)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Weather Report

Feb 15th

Salt Lake City- 35 degrees and snowing

Anaheim 69- degrees and sunny

Hmmmm....I think I'm going to California!

Just 9 more days!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Potty Trained? I don't know

So I just had a call from my wife. She told me how she thought our baby was looking like she was trying to poop. So Becky put her up on the toilet.

So Becky is telling me that Brooklyn is on the potty. I am hoping to hear that she just pooped for the first time on purpose. As I am hoping, and Becky is telling me how things got to the point they are at.... I hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" "She Just FELL IN THE TOILET!! Gotta Go!"

So now I sit here, not knowing if my little girl figured out how to poop in the toilet, or just went for a little bum washing.

I'll keep you posted.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Admitting.....What?

So we went to the hospital to see James and Crystals new little baby tonight! She is VERY cute and VERY tiny. She was just a whopping 5 pounds because she was 2 weeks early!

On our way out of the hospital we pass by the Admitting desk and Mike kind of chuckles. He quickly turns around and starts heading over to the desk. This is the dialogue that transpires:

Lady: Hi
Mike: I did it, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Lady: (From the look on her face she was saying in her mind WHAT THE CRAP?!)
Mike: Isn't this admitting? I stole the cookies from the cookie jar. I just had to get that off my chest.
Lady: laughing her head off.

Mike got up and walked away. When I asked him what the heck he was doing he said "She just looked like she was having a bad day so I wanted to make her smile". I think Mike embarrassed himself since he was very red as we left. HAHAHA

I challenge you all to take a visit to the admitting desk to make some ones day too. It was rather hilarious.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Inkheart Movie Review

Hi All--

We went to go see Inkheart tonight. It was a really good, family-friendly movie but might be a bit intense for the younger set (like 5 or below). However, if they have older siblings like Talia, they might be okay ;0) Seriously, the plot line was actually interesting and we didn't feel like we were slowly being tortured to death as adults. We highly recommend it.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Disneyland or Bust!!!!!

18 More Days until we go!!!!

(Or so I'm told! I'm not excited or anything!)

Friday, January 23, 2009

Some Serious NCMO!

Our neighbor's 2 doors down are our very good friends. We do a lot of things together and our kids play together. Last year we decided to start watching each other's kids so every month each couple could go to the temple. So monthly we would watch their kids while they went to the temple and vice versa. It's worked out nicely because it annoys me to have to pay a babysitter to attend the temple. Anyway, today was their turn to go, so the kids came over to play and have dinner as normal. While I was getting our pizza's ready for dinner - Bug, Bee and their little boy Logan (who is 3 1/2) were down playing in the family room. Fun was being had by all and then my ear tuned into what sounded like kissy noises and giggling down there. My first thought was that maybe Logan and Bug might have been exchanging a kiss or two ... but this is what I found ...



Apparently as I'd turned the camera on Logan had just finished kissing her and when I asked what they were doing, he ran back over to "show me" what he'd been doing. My favorite part was when he waved me away, like "Get out of my face with that thing, can't you see we're busy!"

Then after I broke the "party" up, but was still downstairs, he went back for some more!



To "protect the innocent" I'm posting this here instead of our family site so half our neighborhood doesn't find out! This was completely harmless --- but ohhhh, so funny! Despite your shagrin -- Thanks Charity for letting me post it here! :-)

P.S. Charity (Logan's mom) asked him later if he'd been kissing Bee & he happily said he had been. She asked him why & his response, "Because she's just the cutest!" Well ... can't argue with him there! :-)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Cruisin in a Jeep

Justin and I went to the Discovery Gateway today. It was a really fun time. We just thought we'd post a picture of Justin's Jeep ride to see if it made Mike miss his old friend. It's even the same color.

For more pictures of the day you'll have to check out our blog!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

There's Snow Outside

Yesterday, we woke up to about an inch of snow covering everything. It has been so cold here lately that having any snow at least makes up for it. We were getting ready for the morning and Talia woke up during the process at some point. From the other room we hear, "It's white outside!" As we thought about it, this is probably the first snow fall that she has seen that she could talk about. There wasn't a lot of snow in Mississippi or the places we took a vacation to while we lived there (Destin, FL; Orlando, FL; Ft Monroe, VA; and New Orleans, LA).

The Q&A session about it went like this (me asking the questions):
Q: Is it warm or cold?
A: It warm.
Q: How did it get there?
A: Someone throwed it there (she's only seen snowball fights on TV).

We later bundled her up and she spent too much time outside (at least for Dad) tromping around. She was pretty upset she couldn't make a snow man but piles of snow sufficed. She thought the fact that she could see her tracks and follow them was pretty cool. Oh, the joys of being so small.

PS - For those heading this way, we met some people at church we knew in Panama. One person said they did something new every Saturday and didn't have to repeat the same thing for three years...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

No Longer in the Closet

After many years of hiding his talent, two cute blondes convinced him to go public. (He doesn't know it's public yet :o)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Checking out Grandpa's accordian



More Child Labor

It wouldn't allow me to post more than one picture. There's a lesson here: Don't try to do things that your children tell you are simple!

Child Labor Laws?


So, Grandpa needed help painting the storeroom he added in the basement. He knew if he asked me that he'd not get dinner tonight. Great helpers!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

FINALLY!

Two weeks ago I had something to post. Tried to do it; it said my invitation to post had expired. I started complaining to Mike and Michelle since they seem to be the gurus of this blog. They both said they'd sent me another invitation. It didn't show up. In the meantime, I forgot what it was that I wanted to post. Sigh. Then I beat Mel at Cribbage and wanted to post that since she's so cocky about always beating Orson and me. Still couldn't post. Complained again. Michelle finally figured out they were sending it to a wrong e-mail address. But by then, Mel had beaten me again at Cribbage in the "grudge match." So, I have nothing to post. Whaaaaaaa!

Memorable Photo Ops

I would just like to thank Mike for showing me what to do with these pictures that I find on my camera from time to time that I think to myself, "What do I do with this? It will never go into a scrapbook. Who had my camera?" I mean do you just delete them? Do you save them to try to sneak on to someone's bulletin board at work? Do we use them as blackmail?

(I couldn't think of any cute captions to go with these photos like Mike did, but I figure we can all come up with our own.)










Sunday, January 11, 2009

Special Pics of Special People

I would like to take a moment to let you all know about some of the special people I have had to work with in my life. I usually keep this under wraps, but since we are all family, I thought I could share them with you all. Please be respectful as at least one of them can read... well, with his one good eye.

This is my special sister, Trish. We don't let her out much. She likes to hang out at nursing homes and watch the elderly folks stare at the walls or pinch their feeding tubes shut. She also likes to read books with many pictures. She prefers to eat celery and spam shakes. Her glistening teeth are from chewing on charcoal, which she believes tastes like black licorice, a side effect of the halo brace being too tight. She knows no limits in conversation, most recently talking about "weeing" in her house since Christmas. This picture was at a family party recently where she was able to taste the food in a magazine by licking the picture. That is her happy face, it was a picture of Jell-o.


This is Pat. He is a close relative of Trish above. He was also able to come out to the family party and play some games. He is a licensed social worker. He believes that when he can open his left eye his depth perception will improve. This is evident by the red gummy bear stuck to his shirt he tried to get into his mouth. This was the last picture we could get as we were going to get him eating some ham, but ended up at the hospital. With his eye issue persisting, this photo is when he harpooned himself with a fork full of ham. He is healing well under Lisa's care in Provo.



This summer we were able to take Pat out to look at some animals. This is Pat on the train. He was so excited to see the monkeys he couldn't keep his tongue in his mouth. He tried to clap, but again, due to his depth perception issue, he just ended up patting the side of his head.

This is Demon Bat Child, or "DBC" for short. The picture does not show the wings on her back, which will be removed prior to Kindergarten next year. She has been a pretty good kid, but has been acting up recently. I had to tell her that gargoyle's are her siblings who acted up and so we turned them into stone. So now she is far more delightful, well, since we bought the concrete mix and kept it under her bed.

Anyhow, that is some of my family that I am not usually able to disclose. Thank you for not judging them harshly and for just accepting them as they are. I will try to post more of some close family later on, but this should let you know of folks dear to my heart.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Interesting Questions

This morning as I was getting Hailey ready for church, Mike came in to finish getting ready as well. As we've all been fighting a bit of a cold, he started coughing a bit and she noticed him spit into the sink. Without missing a beat she loudly asked in disgust, "Dad, did you just poop out of your mouth?" Yes, truly, that's what she asked. I don't know if she saw what he did, or just the motion of him bending over the sink -- I have no idea - but we about died laughing.

Then this afternoon in church, she leaned over to me in sacrament meeting and asked if you have to grow a beard or if you can buy them at the store. I assume she was questioning that because of a brother sitting across the isle and his bit of a beard/5 o'clock shadow he had going on. She then asked if a boy couldn't grow a beard so well if he could just grow his hair extra long and pull it up and around his chin to the other side of his face! Maybe guys with comb-overs should start relocating their hair from the top of their head to around their chin & up for a bearded look! Anyway, I obviously didn't get into too much of a discussion with her right there in the middle of sacrament meeting, but it made me laugh nonetheless!

I love how kids minds work ... never a dull moment!